manshion.

knives. beautiful knives. men like big dangerous knives. meat cleavers. machetes. you know what i mean. what’s more mantastic then showing off your ridiculous knife collection? using your knife collection ridiculously. for example, buttering toast with a 7″ steak knife. peeling an orange with a circular saw. you get the idea. here are some awesome knives and knife displays that will make your kitchen look drop-dead, stab-you-if-you-try-something, manly.

Nothing says 'crazy' better than a safety lock on your kitchen knives.. tell your guests it's court-ordered.

a more conventional rack:

go the cheaper route and ikea it out with this magnetic knife rack..

$12 and 2 screws..

and just add some of these…

cheese knives, sure.. but they LOOK deadly

maybe some of these..

ikea set of 3 for $20, my personal choice

and perhaps these too..

or don’t be so subtle. why leave it up to your guests’ imagination that you’re a little on edge, ready to pick up a knife at the drop of a hat… and throw said knife into place of misplaced hat. why not say “i’m a sophisticated man who cooks and needs a variety of knives, enjoys art and irony, AND will not hesitate to cut you” all in ONE lovely statement piece?

brings an awful smile to my face every time.

get your knife game up. scare your visitors and chop parsley with an 8″ fish-gutting, handheld melee weapon… mantastic.